Once again we find ourselves with the perfect opportunity for THIS:
So don't just stand there! Get your junk ready before it crushes you into a tiny heap!
Bring it all to the Spring Dumpster Day, which will be in conjunction with the 6th District Cleanup Event.
WHEN: Saturday, May 4th
TIME: 8am to Noon
WHERE: South-Broadland Presbyterian Church, 7850 Holmes Rd, Kansas City, MO 64131
WHAT: Bring your trash, yard waste and whatever else is threatening to crush you and let the trash trucks crush it instead!
Gain endless amounts of satisfaction from watching your dead weight disappear beneath the smashers (or whatever they are called).
See you there neighbors!!
